My screensaver is set to display the contents of the following message box, so if anyone is about they'll see it! You can see a copy of it to the left, and it will also appear on my screensaver!
Please don't be an arse and abuse the contact form - if you do it only means I'll add email verification which will be a pain for everyone involved, so do me a favour and if you aren't going to bother entering your real email address or you just want to send a 'hilarious' "your chickens have bird flu" message, then go play on some other site.
The hens made me join Facebook so you can be their friend on the social-network website! Just search for and add me as a friend!