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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd, 2008 3:53pm (Jul 2nd 2008) edited
     
    I am opening this discussion to allow people to post any strange un-hencam-related questions so that other members can hopefully answer. My random question of the day is why are teddy bears such a popular toy with such a long history? Does a bear have a strong sentimental value in civilization? Why is it not a teddy-chicken or some other animal?
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd, 2008 5:25pm (Jul 2nd 2008) edited
     
    Sadly (to me anyway) the answer is that it doesn't have a long history. The teddy bear didn't appear on the scene until the early 1900s. I think its named for Teddy Roosevelt...

    Looked up 'oldest toy' on google. Seems like clay, stone & stick replicas of humans (dolls) and tools they use are the oldest. Soft toys, like teddy bears, are much more recent. Whistles are old. As are images of animals (like monkeys & birds) so there have probably been images of bears forever too.

    I have a question: What toy did you confide in the most as a kid? (Mine was a tiger.)
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd, 2008 6:15pm (Jul 2nd 2008)
     
    Basil Brush.

    My question: does water float? :devil:
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd, 2008 6:15pm (Jul 2nd 2008)
     
    Mine was and er still is a dog teddy thing called rusty hehe.

    My question ::: What is the point of the wind ????????
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd, 2008 6:39pm (Jul 2nd 2008)
     
    I have been through so many animal loves. My first was the fox, then the dolphin, then the bear and now because of hencam, the chicken:|
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd, 2008 7:33pm (Jul 2nd 2008)
     
    Q: Why were humans not meant to fly?
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd, 2008 8:40pm (Jul 2nd 2008)
     
    My cuddly toy was a glove puppet monkey.
    Never had a teddy.
    But then my parents were quite extrovert and possibly didn't want me to be 'ordinary'
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd, 2008 9:24pm (Jul 2nd 2008)
     
    I had a teddy - called bear.

    CC - your question is unanswerable!
    Vicki - lots of reasons. So that birds can fly, to carry pollen and seeds, to keep us cool.
    Nancy - don't know but wouldn't it be great if we could! (Then again no, think how many people could do bad things if they could fly).

    Why can't we translate animal language into human?
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd, 2008 3:50am (Jul 3rd 2008)
     
    CC - yes.
    Ace - do you mean earthly or biological?
    Nancy - wait, humans can't fly? That explains why my ankles hurt so badly...
    Kate - LOL you are one funny woman.
    Ollie - I wanted a toy monkey very badly when I was little and my mother wouldn't let me have one. Sob. Friends have since bought me a number of them now that I'm grown (well, theoretically grown.)

    Kate's question: I have the distinct impression that they talk in code on purpose - the only remaining power they have over us.

    Question: Why is it, when one is at the counter in a grocery line, that some people come and stand just inches away (close enough to be elbowed, if one wasn't trained to be nice)?
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd, 2008 9:19am (Jul 3rd 2008) edited
     
    Diane, i havn't even asked a question yet!

    Question: Why is Hencam soooooooooooooo addictive?
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd, 2008 2:35pm (Jul 3rd 2008)
     
    Because tilly penny and milly are just so darn adorable:)
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd, 2008 2:37pm (Jul 3rd 2008)
     
    Thats true.:)
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd, 2008 3:47pm (Jul 3rd 2008)
     
    and plus they're fluffy. who can possiblely resist fluffy cute animals?
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd, 2008 3:57pm (Jul 3rd 2008)
     
    Nancy; if God had meant us to fly he'd have given us tickets...
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      CommentAuthorwazza
    • CommentTimeJul 5th, 2008 6:55am (Jul 5th 2008)
     

    no longer a member

    When is a Puddle a Pond and when does a pond become a Lake ?
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeJul 5th, 2008 9:16am (Jul 5th 2008)
     
    When someone leaves the tap running..
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 5th, 2008 1:26pm (Jul 5th 2008)
     
    hehe that reminds me of the teletubbies
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      CommentAuthorwazza
    • CommentTimeJul 5th, 2008 7:10pm (Jul 5th 2008)
     

    no longer a member

    O OH PO
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 5th, 2008 8:46pm (Jul 5th 2008)
     
    Don't you mean Eh-oh...?
    How's the poorly arm, Wazza?
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      CommentAuthorwazza
    • CommentTimeJul 6th, 2008 6:27am (Jul 6th 2008)
     

    no longer a member

    my Carpel Tunnel wrist is NOT good, Its not improving with splint bandage, I may need the OP
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeJul 6th, 2008 8:36am (Jul 6th 2008)
     
    Carpel Tunnel is notorious for not responding to passive treatment. The OP is the best way. Go for it.
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      CommentAuthorwazza
    • CommentTimeJul 6th, 2008 11:24am (Jul 6th 2008)
     

    no longer a member

    Dont I know it
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      CommentAuthorwazza
    • CommentTimeJul 6th, 2008 11:25am (Jul 6th 2008)
     

    no longer a member

    When is atree a Copse, when is a copse a wood, when is a wood a forrest ?
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeJul 6th, 2008 6:58pm (Jul 6th 2008)
     
    Well, I have read about wooden cops. Maybe a forest is the copse' station.
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 6th, 2008 8:16pm (Jul 6th 2008)
     
    Here's another question: Wot is a copse?
    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeJul 6th, 2008 10:05pm (Jul 6th 2008) edited
     
    I'm with Diane...what is a copse???????????
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 7th, 2008 3:48am (Jul 7th 2008)
     
    Copse = small group of trees. Wood = more trees. Forest = even more trees.
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      CommentAuthorwazza
    • CommentTimeJul 7th, 2008 6:56am (Jul 7th 2008)
     

    no longer a member

    Thanks cc
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 10th, 2008 3:33pm (Jul 10th 2008)
     
    why are elephants scared of mice?
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeJul 15th, 2008 3:59pm (Jul 15th 2008) edited
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Nancy, they're not. Elephants are scared of things that they don't know, so only if they were encountering a mouse for the first time would they be scared - unless they had a phobia of mice! Elephants have even been known to share their food with mice :)
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 15th, 2008 4:03pm (Jul 15th 2008)
     
    Wow! So elephants being scared of mice is a lie??
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 15th, 2008 4:03pm (Jul 15th 2008)
     
    A mouse and an elephant would have a cute couple though:D
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeJul 15th, 2008 4:15pm (Jul 15th 2008)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    I suppose some will be scared of mice, but not all of them are...
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 15th, 2008 10:41pm (Jul 15th 2008)
     
    Hmmm I think of really good querstions when im at school and stuff but I allwwaayyss forget them by the time I get home and come on hencam aaarrgghh !!!
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      CommentAuthorwazza
    • CommentTimeJul 16th, 2008 7:17am (Jul 16th 2008)
     

    no longer a member

    Blonde, Brunnette, Redhead or Mousey ?
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 16th, 2008 5:30pm (Jul 16th 2008)
     
    Blonde hehe hhmmmm
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 16th, 2008 5:45pm (Jul 16th 2008)
     
    Brunnette.:)
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 16th, 2008 6:34pm (Jul 16th 2008)
     
    Brown & white.
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 17th, 2008 3:08pm (Jul 17th 2008) edited
     
    Black, although some people claim that hair cannot be truely black:confused:
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 17th, 2008 5:21pm (Jul 17th 2008)
     
    It can after you've been cleaning a piano made (and probably last clean) in 1862...:\
    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeJul 17th, 2008 6:51pm (Jul 17th 2008)
     
    Brunnette
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 17th, 2008 7:51pm (Jul 17th 2008)
     
    Is brown with white stripe(s) a brunette? If so, then yes, I'm a brunette.
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeJul 17th, 2008 8:42pm (Jul 17th 2008)
     
    Mousey. My hairdresser wants me to dye it again (except I'm broke!) I always complain about my hair and he agrees with me. "After all" he says "no one ever goes into the hairdressers and says "I thing I'll go mousey for the summer" do they?" Great isn't he. Wonder why I go there?!!!
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeJul 19th, 2008 9:27pm (Jul 19th 2008) edited
     

    Keeper of the hens

    I'm mousey too, i think.

    Q: why does the sun take so long to rise, but set so quickly?
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 19th, 2008 9:52pm (Jul 19th 2008)
     
    Mousie am I. I LIKE mousies!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 19th, 2008 10:31pm (Jul 19th 2008)
     
    I suppose I'm a dark mouse. With a white stripe. A racing mouse! :rolling:
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 1:44pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    Red I think the rate of sun set and sunrise is the same? Is it not?
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 7:28pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    Do trees feel hot and cold?
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 7:39pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    I have a question :: what exactly is a pet rock ???
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 7:43pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    Its a rock.:D People keep pet rocks because they are good pets appearently. They don't need food or water. Basically a pet rock is a pet for lazy people.:D
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 7:44pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    Oooo I want one !!!!
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 7:47pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    I thought you wanted chickens.:)
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 7:59pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    I do but im not allowed so I now want a pet rock named steve for my birthday yay !!
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 8:05pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    Why for your birthday. Just go outside and pick up any random rock and call it Steve.;)
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 8:07pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    But ill need to send off for a birth certificate for steve stone. And I dont want to steal other rockses children ='(
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 8:33pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    You could get a frozen chicken and call it Steve and talk to it in the freezer every day.
    Then your ma will be so freaked that she'll let you have real chickens...:)
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 8:59pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    Thats just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww CC.:fierce:
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2008 9:34pm (Jul 22nd 2008)
     
    Kate certain plants do feel cold in the winter. That's why people cover up their bushes and other small trees in the winter with special fabric. At least thats what they do here in cold cold canada:|
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 4:09am (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    LOL - *racing mouse* that's good CC.

    Question: What is a pet rock? Answer: A pretty good marketing scheme.
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 4:13am (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    Vicki, talking of not wanting to steal rock's kiddies ~ one day I found about 15 or 20 huge oyster shells at the tip of Holmes Harbor. Each one was larger than my hand. I brought them home and put them in a window box. I kept going to look at them. Beautiful.

    That very night there was a show on public television. It showed how oyster babies can't grow up without the use of an old oyster shell. I went back to the harbor the next day and threw all my shells into the bay.
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 11:27am (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    Aww well done diane :thumbup:
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 6:42pm (Jul 23rd 2008) edited
     
    Ah, she's a good girl really.
    Ace: It's NOT 'ewwwww' (or, in English, 'ugh'), it's psychology. Like you used to get YOUR chickens!:)
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 6:46pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    But Vicki wants a live chicken not a frozen one.
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 7:00pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    This is her ROAD to a live chicken, is what CC is saying Ace. However, CC, going by Ace's persistent reaction - I'm wondering if there's a chance Vicki would land in a little padded cell rather than becoming the proud owner of a few chickens...
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 7:02pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    Thank you for saying that - about the oysters - because it made me feel sad to take them back to the bay. I just felt worse keeping them...
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 7:03pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    If Vicki starts talking to frozen chickens then i think she would be put in a padded cell. Then it would be all CC's fault!:D
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 7:06pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    Not if she said (loudly) to Steve the Freeze; "I have to talk to you BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A REEEEEEEEAL CHICKEN..."
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 7:13pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    Steve is a rock though!:D
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 7:37pm (Jul 23rd 2008) edited
     
    Ace has a friend named Steve who is a rock? what? :O
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 8:32pm (Jul 23rd 2008) edited
     
    No i don't! Its Vicki that wants a pet rock called Steve.:D
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 9:09pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    But she would call the frozen chicken STEVE THE FREEZE, see.
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 9:43pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    That would just be weird!
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 11:21pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    Good gracious. I think this is definitely the most convoluted conversation we've had. And that's saying something!
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2008 11:30pm (Jul 23rd 2008)
     
    LOL - and now, everyone back up and have a look at the actual content. First, Vicki decides she wants a rock for her birthday. Around the same time, CC begins to think she is actually a racing mouse. Then I go into a panic about oyster babies. Then Ace and CC argue with each other about whether Vicki should: a. talk to a frozen chicken or b. not talk to a frozen chicken, for the sole reason that she wants a *reeeeeal* chicken. That degenerates into a debate about what the frozen chicken is named. Meanwhile, Nancy, who has just come in from putting dresses on bushes, asks for clarification on Ace having a friend named Steve who is a rock and receives the incomprehensible explanation that its Vicki, not Ace....
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 24th, 2008 8:49am (Jul 24th 2008)
     
    Im very confuzzzled now !
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 24th, 2008 10:52am (Jul 24th 2008)
     
    Thankyou for explaining it Diane.;)
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 24th, 2008 1:11pm (Jul 24th 2008) edited
     
    "dressess on bushes" haha Diane:D Ok now I kind of got the understanding. Vicki I can't have a real chicken either becuase it is ILLEGAL for me to have one here (stupid bylaws:@) A pet rock seems somewhat fun. Why don't you buy a bonsai tree? They look cute and you can name it and talk to it. My is called Ellie. Now Diane what is this about oyster babies?
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 24th, 2008 6:37pm (Jul 24th 2008)
     
    I'm going for a lie down...
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 25th, 2008 9:17am (Jul 25th 2008)
     
    Ooohh theres a bonsai tree in my living room but I dont think it likes me because I snipped all its leaves off in winter hehe and theyve only just started growing back !
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      CommentAuthornancy
    • CommentTimeJul 25th, 2008 1:02pm (Jul 25th 2008)
     
    :O Vicki that hurts! Then go with the pet rock:D
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 25th, 2008 5:57pm (Jul 25th 2008)
     
    You don't snip a Bonsai's leaves, you snip its roots. I think it's cruel...:(
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJul 25th, 2008 7:24pm (Jul 25th 2008)
     
    Well i didnt kknnoowww , I thought it was growing too much
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 25th, 2008 7:58pm (Jul 25th 2008)
     
    Look it up on goggle! :)
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 25th, 2008 9:10pm (Jul 25th 2008) edited
     
    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooolge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 25th, 2008 9:11pm (Jul 25th 2008)
     
    I mean Goooooooooooooooooooooooooogle!:D
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 25th, 2008 11:00pm (Jul 25th 2008) edited
     
    Photobucket
    Why do people do things like this to their pets?
    And why do Holly's hair cuts cost more than mine?
    (Holly is the doggie in the far back crying because I just came in. Her hairdresser made me leave again.)
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 26th, 2008 5:31pm (Jul 26th 2008)
     
    Can't you do her barnet for her? Poor dog...
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeJul 26th, 2008 8:51pm (Jul 26th 2008)
     
    I'm sure it helps to keep her cool. She looks so cute! Our 'doggy parlours' don't look that nice. They're usually dark and dingy with a big sink and lots of crying dogs!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 1:13pm (Jul 27th 2008)
     
    The one in Marlow is lovely; it's called Scooby's and they love the dogs and most of the dogs love going there.
    • CommentAuthorCake
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 3:29pm (Jul 27th 2008)
     
    OMG, you are all mad!! My sis in law is dog mad. She sleeps with her 2. She shares her cutlery with them, lets them lick her and she kisses them.Crazy she is I tell ya, crazy!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 6:33pm (Jul 27th 2008)
     
    Cutlery, NO. Slobbery licking, NO. And sleeping NO - not in this weather. Though there is that Punch cartoon of the posh lady telling her guest 'Do tell me if you're cold, and I'll put another dog on the bed...'
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      CommentAuthorDianeonWhidbey
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 7:56pm (Jul 27th 2008)
     
    Did you guys notice the Great Dane laying on the floor? That's Stella. She made me pet her outside for half an hour while I was banned from the shop for making Holly cry.
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 9:25pm (Jul 27th 2008)
     
    I used to sleep with my dog when I was a child. She shared my bed, my food, she licked my face and was my constant friend and companion. When I left home I missed her most of all - my mom wouldn't let me take her and we were living with my mother-in-law who wouldn't let me bring her, so I was on to a loser all round. When we finally got our own place it was a flat which wasn't fair to a now elderly dog who was used to having access to the garden regularly and I knew my mom would look after her - even if she didn't look after me! I still miss her and have never had a dog since - they'd never match up to Judy. I feel sad now. Someone tell me a joke.
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 10:02pm (Jul 27th 2008) edited
     
    What d'you call a fish with no eyes?
    A fsh....
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 10:03pm (Jul 27th 2008) edited
     
    What do you order from McDonalds when it is raining?
    A big mac!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 10:04pm (Jul 27th 2008)
     
    Arf arf!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 10:05pm (Jul 27th 2008)
     
    Where do you go to weigh a pie?
    Somewhere Over The Rainbow.
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeJul 27th, 2008 10:06pm (Jul 27th 2008)
     
    Good one CC.;)
    • CommentAuthorCake
    • CommentTimeJul 28th, 2008 12:23pm (Jul 28th 2008)
     
    I took my dog to the vets the other day cos he was looking peaky. The vet picked him up and noticed the dog was cross eyed. I said he had always been like that. He said I'm sorry, I am going to have to put him down. I was really upset and said you cant put him down just because he's cross eyed and he said...I'm not, it's just he's very very heavy!! BUM, TISH!!
    Thats my best dog joke!!
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeJul 28th, 2008 12:34pm (Jul 28th 2008) edited
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Me and a friend used to have pet rocks when we were younger. We were very very sad, they were called Fred and Fredrika...now, for her 18th birthday, i bought the same friend a pet log...The fun continues! :rolling:

    CC, we have a dog grooming place called Scooby's just up the road from us...oh wait, it might be called Scooby Do's i can't remember. I'm walking up that way today anyway so i'll have a look :P