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    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 25th, 2009 9:33am (Apr 25th 2009)
     
    a chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied expression on its face. The egg looking a bit miffed grabs the sheet, rolls over and says...."Well I guess we have finally answered THAT question!"
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 25th, 2009 9:36am (Apr 25th 2009)
     
    A joke to get us started...... but it don't have to be a joke, just anything to put a smile on our faces.
    • CommentAuthorhqtrev
    • CommentTimeApr 25th, 2009 3:56pm (Apr 25th 2009)
     
    2 eggs sitting warm under a chook. First egg turns to the other and says "hi there". Second egg says "what on earth... a talking egg !!".
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 25th, 2009 5:19pm (Apr 25th 2009)
     
    If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then across a seesaw then through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 25th, 2009 6:20pm (Apr 25th 2009)
     
    Ha ha I knew we would be getting some good ones
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      CommentAuthorJonny
    • CommentTimeApr 25th, 2009 10:17pm (Apr 25th 2009) edited
     
    How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to go across the border (USA) to buy the bulb at a factory outlet, one to screw it in, one to translate everything into French, and one to drop the puck.
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2009 7:46am (Apr 26th 2009)
     
    I can't think of one but the ones I have read have certainly put a smile on my face.

    Thanks NN for coming up with this idea.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2009 9:29am (Apr 26th 2009)
     
    I am so pleased it made you smile Innit. it don't have to be a joke anything funny will be just fine
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2009 1:11pm (Apr 26th 2009)
     
    What did the chick say when it's mum laid an orange?
    Look what marmalade
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2009 9:04pm (Apr 26th 2009)
     
    Q:How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
    A:Eclipse it...
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2009 9:12pm (Apr 26th 2009)
     
    ha ha that's a good one CC
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2009 9:22pm (Apr 26th 2009)
     
    2 monkeys in a bath. First monkey says "ee ee, oo oo, ah ah". Second monkey says "if its too hot put some cold water in".
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2009 9:36pm (Apr 26th 2009)
     
    haha. :rolling:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he saw the pelican crossing!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2009 9:40pm (Apr 26th 2009)
     
    Ha ha...... it's the way we tell em

    Why did the horse cross the road ?

    Cos the chicken needed a day off!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 12:53pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    how do you spot a happy motorcyclist in Sunny weather?

    He has bugs in his teeth
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 2:12pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Heard on Radio 2 this morning.

    "Is it only men that get Swine flu?"
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 3:34pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Ha ha thats funny and sure made me grin
    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:00pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Posted By: init sisterHeard on Radio 2 this morning.

    "Is it only men that get Swine flu?"


    :rollonfloorlaughing: Thanks I needed that.
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:23pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    'I didn't realise I was dyslexic until I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.'
    •  
      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:25pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    haha. That's a good one CC! :rolling:
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:27pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Jimmy Carr...can't claim the credit for that one!
    •  
      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:30pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Thanks for sharing it with us. Made me laugh. ;)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:36pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Ha ha that is real good we sure are getting the laughs tonight
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      CommentAuthorhello people=p
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:40pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    what did the earwig say when he fell off the wall?
    "earwigo again!!!"
    why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    cos chickens hadnt been invented hehe
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:41pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    2 fish are in a tank. The first fish says to the second fish "how the hell do you drive this thing?!".
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      CommentAuthorhello people=p
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:41pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    haha
    •  
      CommentAuthorhello people=p
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:42pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    my auntie has a fish tank and theres 2 fish in it and one of thems really titchy and has cloudy eyes, and it just swims against the current in the filter allll day and never stops. i think it has learning difficultys =D
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:43pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Ha ha ha my tummy aches from laughing so much tonight
    •  
      CommentAuthorhello people=p
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 6:43pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    hehe
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 7:32pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    :rofl: Now this is all far more than "A-laugh-a-day" :rofl:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 7:52pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Sure is and just what we all needed
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 9:13pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Barman serves him. 'How much?' says the neutron.
    Barman says 'For you? No charge...'
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 27th, 2009 9:29pm (Apr 27th 2009)
     
    Ha ha I had to think about that one for a mo !!! very clever
    • CommentAuthorfrogdust
    • CommentTimeApr 28th, 2009 6:12am (Apr 28th 2009)
     
    MY fav was the monkeys in the bath ! I told it to my hubby while he was in the shower.......he looked out at me and said "Ha Ha!" very funny! the water in our house changes temp every time the water is turned on or flushed while you are in the shower. some one turned on the water and he was yelling OooEee Ahaha!" the Chicken and the Egg was a good one too! i will have to think of one to share.
    • CommentAuthorRonald
    • CommentTimeApr 28th, 2009 5:27pm (Apr 28th 2009)
     
    Two newborn babies in the nursery of the hospital, the baby girl said to the baby boy, "are you girl?" the baby boy said "no, I’m a boy." "You’re a girl", "no I’m a boy!" this went on for a couple of minutes when the baby boy said, "I’ll prove that I’m a boy" with that he hiked up his nighty and said, "see blue booties!!"
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 28th, 2009 6:27pm (Apr 28th 2009)
     
    Little boy looks in his pants and asks mum 'Are these my brains, mum?'
    'No son, not yet...'
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 28th, 2009 10:14pm (Apr 28th 2009)
     
    Ha ha They are real good jokes I can not think of any at the moment
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 29th, 2009 10:44am (Apr 29th 2009)
     
    An elderly man went to the chemist and asked him if he could divide his viagra tablets into four. The Chemist said that he could but the quarter tablet wouldn't be enough to hold a full errection. The elderly man replied, Oh I am not bothered about that as long as it is enough to stop me peeing on my slippers.
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeApr 29th, 2009 1:46pm (Apr 29th 2009)
     
    just what I need.

    here is another one:

    A duck walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says, 'got any bread?'
    barman says, 'no'
    duck says, 'got any bread?'
    barman says, 'no'
    duck says, 'got any bread?'
    barman says, 'no, we have no bread'
    duck says, 'got any bread?'
    barman says, 'are you deaf, we have no ******* bread'
    duck says, 'got any bread?'
    barman says, 'ask me again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating ***** bird.'
    duck says, 'got any nails?'
    barman says, 'NO!'
    duck says, 'got a hammer?'
    barman says, 'no' (sigh)
    duck says, 'got any bread?'
    • CommentAuthorRonald
    • CommentTimeApr 29th, 2009 2:09pm (Apr 29th 2009)
     
    An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barn yard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster. I've got to do something about this. He walks up to the new bird and says, "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finish's first gets to have all the hens for himself."
    Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster. So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young rooster.
    By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. As he walks away slowly, he says to himself ....... "Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 29th, 2009 4:59pm (Apr 29th 2009)
     
    Ha ha ha some real good ones comming out now
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 29th, 2009 6:09pm (Apr 29th 2009)
     
    The Social Services are checking up on an old people's home, and the nurse comes round with cocoa and viagara pills for all the gents. The inspector raises an eyebrow, and the nurse says 'It's to help them sleep and to stop them rolling out of bed...'
    • CommentAuthorRonald
    • CommentTimeApr 30th, 2009 10:17am (Apr 30th 2009)
     
    How to catch a polar bear
    1. Cut a hole in the ice.
    2. Take a can of peas and place the peas all-round the hole.
    3. When the polar bear comes to take a pea you sneak up behind him and kick him in the ice hole.
    • CommentAuthorRonald
    • CommentTimeApr 30th, 2009 12:44pm (Apr 30th 2009)
     
    A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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      CommentAuthorhello people=p
    • CommentTimeApr 30th, 2009 5:53pm (Apr 30th 2009)
     
    hehe... 'steve'
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 1:01am (May 1st 2009)
     
    Winnie the runny poo
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    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 1:02am (May 1st 2009)
     
    Remedy ??
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    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 7:26am (May 1st 2009)
     
    :_pecking:Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
    Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

    Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
    To get to the other slide.

    Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
    Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

    Why did the turtle cross the road ?
    To get to the shell station.

    Why did the horse cross the road ?
    Because the chicken needed a day off. :_pecking:
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 6:51pm (May 1st 2009)
     
    I thought I had swine flu so I rang NHS Direct. Couldn't get through, though, all I got was crackling...
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 7:56pm (May 1st 2009)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Help, i think i have swine flu, i've come out in rashers!!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 8:17pm (May 1st 2009)
     
    Ha ha good old English humour you can not beat it
      pigflu.gif
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 8:18pm (May 1st 2009)
     
    forgot to tell you those are swine flu viruses
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 8:53pm (May 1st 2009)
     
    Put some oinkment on it...or take some mediswine.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2009 9:03pm (May 1st 2009)
     
    Ha ha good idea. Daft thing is I have had a cold with a real bad headache for five days now so I dont know what I am laughing about. The family are all teasing me and asking if I have been piggish or am trying to hog the limelight.
    •  
      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd, 2009 11:56am (May 3rd 2009)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Person 1: "Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu?"

    Person 2: "Ha! When pigs fly..."
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd, 2009 12:20pm (May 3rd 2009)
     
    haha. That one was funny. :rofl:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd, 2009 12:48pm (May 3rd 2009)
     
    Ha ha we all seem to love a good joke I think of one and then promptly forget it when I read some of the otheres as they are so good
    •  
      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd, 2009 4:26pm (May 3rd 2009) edited
     

    Keeper of the hens

    I thought that joke fitted the forum, seeing as it is chicken related ;)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd, 2009 6:34pm (May 3rd 2009)
     
    Chicken crossing
      rnin471l.jpg
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd, 2009 6:39pm (May 3rd 2009)
     
    What does the chicken wipe it's beak with ?
    With a Hen,kerchief of course
    •  
      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd, 2009 7:49pm (May 3rd 2009)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    :D
    This really was a good idea for a thread!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd, 2009 7:53pm (May 3rd 2009)
     
    Thank you it was just an idea as we had all seemed to be going through a rough spell, and it is always good to laugh at least once a day.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 4th, 2009 2:13pm (May 4th 2009)
     
    Why does a chicken stand on one leg???
    Because if it lifted them both it would fall over.
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 4th, 2009 4:09pm (May 4th 2009)
     
    What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
    A wonky.
    What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?
    A winky wonky.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 4th, 2009 6:27pm (May 4th 2009)
     
    Ha ha good jokes again today C C
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeMay 5th, 2009 2:26pm (May 5th 2009)
     
    good giggle time. thanks.
    I could do with using the chuckle muscles. :-)
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 5th, 2009 5:59pm (May 5th 2009)
     
    It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile. But only a few to wield a baseball bat if someone's really annoying you...
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeMay 6th, 2009 1:38pm (May 6th 2009)
     
    A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED



    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept,and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
    As they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
    Help me always give 100% at work….
    12% on Monday
    23% on Tuesday
    40% on Wednesday
    20% on Thursday
    And 5% on Friday
    And help me to remember…..
    When I’m having a bad day and it seems that people are
    Trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to
    Smile and only 4 to extend my arm, and smack someone in the mouth!
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeMay 6th, 2009 2:14pm (May 6th 2009)
     
    ha ha ha brilliant init, a good laugh indeed.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 6th, 2009 4:17pm (May 6th 2009)
     
    That's real good Innit very cleverly done and sure made me laugh.
    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeMay 6th, 2009 8:45pm (May 6th 2009)
     
    I LOVE that one, Shobhna!!:rollonfloorlaughing:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 6th, 2009 10:31pm (May 6th 2009) edited
     
    Formal joke
      penguins.jpg
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      CommentAuthorLuke
    • CommentTimeMay 7th, 2009 5:28pm (May 7th 2009)
     
    :shocked:
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 7th, 2009 6:29pm (May 7th 2009)
     
    Pooor boy - he's scarred for life now....:rolling:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 7th, 2009 7:30pm (May 7th 2009) edited
     
    Ha ha....... an old lady of eighty five sent that to me in an e-mail. But have now replaced it with another joke.......I don't want to be scaring anyone at the moment
    •  
      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeMay 7th, 2009 9:28pm (May 7th 2009)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Posted By: nanny northSave Paper
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    Free Smiley Face Courtesy of www.FreeSmileys.org
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeMay 8th, 2009 10:29pm (May 8th 2009)
     
    When Barrack Obama was putting up for president, the press said "When Pigs Fly"

    And now we have swine flu.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 10th, 2009 9:06am (May 10th 2009)
     
    froggies
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    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeMay 13th, 2009 8:09am (May 13th 2009)
     
    I like that one NN....excellent
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 13th, 2009 12:30pm (May 13th 2009)
     
    Free range
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 13th, 2009 5:47pm (May 13th 2009)
     
    I like that one! :D
    Reminds me of the old one about the parrot that kept swearing so in desperation the owner put him in the freezer for a while hoping to frighten it. The language was filthy, but all of a sudden it went quiet. Frightwened that he'd killed the parrot, the owbner threw the door open only to see the a craven parrot who said 'I'm most terribly sorry if my inappropriate choice of language has caused you distress; I'd like to offer you a humble apology.'
    Baffled, the owner graciously accepted the apology.The parrot then said 'Could I just ask you...what did the chicken do?'
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 13th, 2009 7:39pm (May 13th 2009)
     
    Ha ha ha that's real good
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeMay 14th, 2009 3:53am (May 14th 2009)
     
    ha ha ha CC that is very funeeeeeeeeee!!:lol:
    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeMay 14th, 2009 7:12am (May 14th 2009)
     
    Posted By: chief chickenI like that one!:D
    Reminds me of the old one about the parrot that kept swearing so in desperation the owner put him in the freezer for a while hoping to frighten it. The language was filthy, but all of a sudden it went quiet. Frightwened that he'd killed the parrot, the owbner threw the door open only to see the a craven parrot who said 'I'm most terribly sorry if my inappropriate choice of language has caused you distress; I'd like to offer you a humble apology.'
    Baffled, the owner graciously accepted the apology.The parrot then said 'Could I just ask you...what did the chicken do?'


    That's one of my favorites too, CC. It reminds me of my little foul mouthed macaw..I wonder if it would help if I put him in the freezer for a few minutes.:rollonfloorlaughing:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 14th, 2009 9:18am (May 14th 2009)
     
    Ha ha he might say something even worse when he came out
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 14th, 2009 3:55pm (May 14th 2009)
     
    Yes, 'It's f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freezing in there...'
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 14th, 2009 4:04pm (May 14th 2009)
     
    Ha ha I was thinking along the same lines Ha ha
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 14th, 2009 8:42pm (May 14th 2009) edited
     
    soup of the day
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    • CommentAuthorfrogdust
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2009 6:43am (May 15th 2009)
     
    OH ! LOL! Thanks Every one ! I needed some cheering up ! I loved the frog joke especialy!
    I have been sick for the last week or so with some thing green and nastey.......like i used to get as a kid. Bla! I thought I was going to drownd in my own ...well you get the pictur.
    plus have been haveing some difficultys with my kids too. They are very much likr the Tadpoles in the froggie joke picture sent in by N.N.
    I also like the joke about the fly in the soup ....some time i will tell you 'all about my summer onthe road and the bugs in my food.
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2009 8:13am (May 15th 2009) edited
     
    Bugs in food are mere protein. good for you :-)

    years ago, when the moon was blue....and when we lived in Kenya...Mum often used to go off to India for a few months and leave us kids to be looked after by my Dad. He would instantly arrange with the local restaurat to deliver lunch in a 'tiffin'.
    The rice was always very interesting.....we used to see how many little white caterpillars we could find before we ate the rice.

    Cooked caterpillar is just as fluffy as white rice grains. :-) :-) and they used to be nice and straight, just like the grains of rice.

    We just made sure and never told Ma about this. My Dad would have been in very very deep Pooo.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2009 8:22am (May 15th 2009)
     
    oh my word It makes me shudder just thinking about it Init. I remember finding half a caterpillar in my greens as a child and was upset as I was sure I had eaten the other half. My Dad got cross with me and ate the half caterpiller to show me there was nothing wrong with eating them. I still check my greens even if I have cooked them.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2009 8:26am (May 15th 2009)
     
    I wondered where you were Frogdust sorry to hear you have been ill, sounded real nasty what ever it was. Take it easy as you need to recover properly. Kids can be a real pain at times, but they do get over it eventually.
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2009 8:27am (May 15th 2009)
     
    NN, even to this day, whenever I cook rice, I think of those fluffy cooked caterpillars.

    Us kids used to line them up on the side of the plate and count who got the most. :woohoo::woohoo:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2009 8:38am (May 15th 2009)
     
    Ha ha it is funny what you do as a child we used lime up the plum stones on the side of our plates and had a rhyme that went;
    Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailer, richman, poorman beggerman thief.
    You probably know it one name for each stone and that is what you would be when you grew up..... I must have got poor man many times Ha ha
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2009 11:52am (May 15th 2009)
     
    What do you call a cow that loves honey?

    Winnie the Moo of course:biggrin:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 16th, 2009 6:20pm (May 16th 2009)
     
    hen and duck
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    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 18th, 2009 6:00pm (May 18th 2009)
     
    These were sold in Ireland for a couple of weeks before anyone noticed what it said on the bottom of the label
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeMay 18th, 2009 6:02pm (May 18th 2009)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    :rolling: ^^
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      CommentAuthorAce
    • CommentTimeMay 18th, 2009 6:14pm (May 18th 2009)
     
    :iagree: :rofl:
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 18th, 2009 8:45pm (May 18th 2009)
     
    Manwalks into a fishmonger's with a huge trout under his arm. 'Do you make fishcakes?' he asks.
    'Yes, of course,' says the fishmonger.
    'O good, it's his birthday tomorrow...'