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Everything Else including Off-Topic » Lets have a laugh each day
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 7th, 2010 8:25pm (Feb 7th 2010)
Ha ha be a nightmare for me as well as much as I love babies. I dream a lot of get recurring dreams as well, drives me nuts sometimes as I always feel so tired the next morning. -
- CommentAuthorollie in UK
- CommentTimeFeb 7th, 2010 8:44pm (Feb 7th 2010)
For recurring dreams you have to work out a solution (however inprobable) and use that to get out of them. It worked for me. -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 7th, 2010 8:45pm (Feb 7th 2010)
Well worth a try Ollie thanks -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 8th, 2010 6:26pm (Feb 8th 2010)
How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek. -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 8th, 2010 6:27pm (Feb 8th 2010)
A man was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery, he heard a voice say, "Mark! Mark!". Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little tighter and kept walking. Again the voice said, "Mark! Mark!". That did it. He took off full speed and didn't stop till he was well outside the gates. As he stopped to catch his breath, the moon broke through the clouds enough so he could see what had been following him. It was a dog with a hare lip. -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 8th, 2010 6:28pm (Feb 8th 2010)
Nobody gets nightmares watching Wallace & Gromit!! Hilarious film that Curse of the Wererabbit...just about my level! :D -
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 8th, 2010 6:31pm (Feb 8th 2010) edited
I have seen it CC, a fab film I love Wallace and Gromit, we watched the wrong trousers over Christmas. -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 8th, 2010 6:33pm (Feb 8th 2010)
Well I prefer it to iceskating! -
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 8th, 2010 6:38pm (Feb 8th 2010)
I don't watch a lot of TV and dont bother with the soaps. I do like to watch strictly come dancing, the ice skating, Time team and the grand prix if I can. -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 9th, 2010 3:44pm (Feb 9th 2010)
Corrie, Come Dine With Me and Pobol Y Cwm. And Wallace and Gromit if they're on. -
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CommentAuthorKateb
- CommentTimeFeb 9th, 2010 9:46pm (Feb 9th 2010)
Pobol Y Cwm? It sounds familiar but I don't remember what it is. I missed one man and his dog at the weekend - hubby had control of the TV. nuff said! -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 9th, 2010 10:09pm (Feb 9th 2010)
Welsh soap on S4C. I'm trying to improve my Welsh...but the lure of the subtitles is too strong! :) -
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- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 10th, 2010 6:14pm (Feb 10th 2010)
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 10th, 2010 7:55pm (Feb 10th 2010)
Ohhh Lee I had a fried egg for my meal tonight I feel real awful now. Poor little thing. -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 11th, 2010 6:09pm (Feb 11th 2010)
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 11th, 2010 6:12pm (Feb 11th 2010)
This big, brawny, dark-skinned Latin guy walks into a bar. On his shoulder is a beautiful blue-and-red parrot. The bartender says, admiringly "That's beautiful where'd you get it?"
and the parrot says "Down in Mexico there's millions of 'em! -
- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 11th, 2010 6:50pm (Feb 11th 2010)
Love it NN
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 4:08pm (Feb 12th 2010)
Horse riding -
- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 5:10pm (Feb 12th 2010) edited
That would be my idea of haven NN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 6:06pm (Feb 12th 2010) edited
How about this one
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 7:18pm (Feb 12th 2010)
That is a real good one Lee
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 7:19pm (Feb 12th 2010)
Here you go I got another that might tickle your funny bone -
- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 7:24pm (Feb 12th 2010)
OHHHHH thats brilliant my sense of hummer NN that made me laugh
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 7:30pm (Feb 12th 2010)
one more for you seeings as we are on a roll -
- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 7:35pm (Feb 12th 2010)
Fantastic love it
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 7:37pm (Feb 12th 2010)
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- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 7:39pm (Feb 12th 2010) edited
Ok I will keep it going!! Death row for an egg!!!!!! -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 12th, 2010 7:44pm (Feb 12th 2010)
oh poor things ha ha. -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 15th, 2010 6:49pm (Feb 15th 2010) edited
Some trainers don't last long -
- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 17th, 2010 5:46pm (Feb 17th 2010) edited
I found this short film called chicken of God this is what greed dose !!!!!!!!!
http://en.sevenload.com/videos/forpDSz-Chicken-of-God -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 17th, 2010 5:58pm (Feb 17th 2010)
Excellent! Karma in action...:) -
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 18th, 2010 6:58pm (Feb 18th 2010)
A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.' -
- CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
- CommentTimeFeb 19th, 2010 9:14am (Feb 19th 2010)
oh oh no no no that was a sad ending sob sob sob sniff I need a gin and tonic after that. -
- CommentAuthorGeorgie:)
- CommentTimeFeb 19th, 2010 4:30pm (Feb 19th 2010)
I DO NOT MEAN THIS TO ANY OF YOU GUYS, ITS JUST A JOKE! Your Mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs I though eastenders was coming on!
When your mum goes into the sea, all the wales start singing 'we are family' -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 19th, 2010 7:11pm (Feb 19th 2010)
Ha ha -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 19th, 2010 7:29pm (Feb 19th 2010)
...and when she gets on a 'Speak Your Weight' machine it says 'ONE AT A TIME!!' -
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- CommentAuthorGeorgie:)
- CommentTimeFeb 19th, 2010 7:57pm (Feb 19th 2010)
when she wear a yellow coat in new york people shout TAXI! -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 19th, 2010 8:13pm (Feb 19th 2010)
...she went to the pictures and sat next to EVERYBODY. -
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- CommentAuthorGeorgie:)
- CommentTimeFeb 19th, 2010 8:18pm (Feb 19th 2010)
she was at her house in the uk and when she farted australia thought it was an earthquake. -
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CommentAuthorKateb
- CommentTimeFeb 19th, 2010 10:21pm (Feb 19th 2010)
You two are turning into a double-act!!!! :D -
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- CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 2:55am (Feb 20th 2010)
ha ha ha ha very funny girls. -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 12:44pm (Feb 20th 2010)
I think you have just encouraged me to keep to my diet
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- CommentAuthorGeorgie:)
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 12:59pm (Feb 20th 2010)
:D thanks. -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 4:59pm (Feb 20th 2010)
...she looks at the restaurant menu, and when the waiter comes over hands it back and says 'Yes please'... -
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 5:33pm (Feb 20th 2010)
Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?" -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 5:37pm (Feb 20th 2010)
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl having a widdle?
Because the P is silent. -
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 5:38pm (Feb 20th 2010)
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 5:40pm (Feb 20th 2010)
My brother was in a restaurant. He said, 'Waiter, why is this pie squashed?'
The waiter said 'Well sir, you said "I want a pie, and step on it".'
My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu. -
- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 5:50pm (Feb 20th 2010)
you girls crack me up ware else can you get a laugh and company like this on very cold February tea time!!!!!!!!!!!
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 5:56pm (Feb 20th 2010)
Actually - and this is a hundred percent true - Lee's joke reminded me of a restaurant we went to. I asked for French mustard, and the bimbette serving us said 'We ent got none. We got Dijon (which she pronounced Dee-John) though, joo want summa that?' -
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- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 6:23pm (Feb 20th 2010)
Oh CC I can just see that haven't we all been to a restaurant with somebody like that!!
Anyway CC i think that was NN,s joke. -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 20th, 2010 8:11pm (Feb 20th 2010)
So it was - sorry, NN; tuned four pianos today and it's evidently rotted my brain...:) -
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- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 21st, 2010 7:27am (Feb 21st 2010) edited
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh!!!
unless you no different!!!!!!!! -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 21st, 2010 9:02am (Feb 21st 2010)
Ummm What about all thise rude looking vegetables ie carrots that look like they got two lega and a little willie or is it just me that laughs about things like that.
No Probs CC it is easy to do, been known to do it myself !! Get muddled that is not tune pianos thats your forte. Ha ha -
- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 21st, 2010 3:29pm (Feb 21st 2010)
Hey NN look what i found funny fruit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 21st, 2010 6:30pm (Feb 21st 2010) edited
Ha ha they do look funny I will watch the video tomorrow as they are watching TV at the mo, so won't like it if I have the sound on my puter. -
- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 21st, 2010 6:37pm (Feb 21st 2010)
I always check all my hens are in through the laying hatch when I close them up for the night. I slipped over on the ice behing the coop rather heavily and sat down on some decorative logs edging the garden. It was such a shock and I did wrench my arem rather nastily but here is the funny part I wet my nicks with the shock of falling. Made my two laugh.... but I am ok and have had a nice shower so don't smell !!!!!!!!!! -
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CommentAuthorchief chicken
- CommentTimeFeb 21st, 2010 6:42pm (Feb 21st 2010)
I hope your two wet their knickers when they laughed...hope you're not too bruised, NN! -
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- CommentAuthornanny north
- CommentTimeFeb 21st, 2010 6:59pm (Feb 21st 2010)
Yes I am ok thanks CC I am just soooo gratefull that I didn't hurt my back again I think I would have sat and sobbed my heart out if I had. -
- CommentAuthorleevaux
- CommentTimeFeb 21st, 2010 7:46pm (Feb 21st 2010)
Oh NN did they manage to get a picture of you on your bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But ha on a serious note NN i hope you are OK