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    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 1st, 2010 3:50pm (Dec 1st 2010)
     
    Just went out to give my girls a good belly full of warm sweet corn. slipped my wellies on to bare feet forgetting they had been full of snow...... Cor talk about being rudely woken up you got to laugh though haven't you !!!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeDec 1st, 2010 3:51pm (Dec 1st 2010)
     
    ,,,or scream!
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeDec 1st, 2010 7:14pm (Dec 1st 2010)
     
    My neighbours really think I'm batty, I laugh so loudly over this thread. I do consider 99% of Hencam is a real boost for the day.
    Thanks to all of you. Every day.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd, 2010 7:40pm (Dec 2nd 2010)
     
    Glad you have a good laugh Ollie it is so good for you !!!
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd, 2010 10:07pm (Dec 2nd 2010)
     
    One of our safeguarding adults team uploaded a photo of each of them to this site http://www.elfyourself.com/

    OMG it was so so funny!!! We laughed all day! Have a go!
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd, 2010 10:09pm (Dec 2nd 2010)
     
    NN, I loved our photo of the Stag Horn Schumac tree with its little snow hats on.
    I have one that I rescued from father-in-law's garden when we were breaking up that house. It was a tiny little thing for many years and suddenly started to grow. It is now about seven feet in all directions and keeps sending rootlings into the lawn and further.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd, 2010 6:38pm (Dec 3rd 2010)
     
    Glad you liked the picture Ollie, they are facinating shrubs but do send out suckers like crazy once they are established.
    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeDec 5th, 2010 6:21pm (Dec 5th 2010)
     
    I have 2 Stag Horns in my backyard, they are beautiful when the leaves start to change color in the Fall, but I have little trees coming up all over the place that I have to keep pulling out.
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeDec 5th, 2010 6:55pm (Dec 5th 2010)
     
    I have potted up some of the babies and given them away. They look great one each side of a doorway. Though now they are leafless they're just a stick!

    I have been told to chop the root a few feet away from the trunk. This has a side effect of thickening up the tree and it also gets bigger leaves.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 5th, 2010 6:59pm (Dec 5th 2010)
     
    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

    "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

    Michael said,"Just a minute I have to go pee."

    The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

    "What about you Sherman, how would you say it."

    Sherman said, "I am sorry, but i really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

    "Thats better, but its still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

    "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

    Johnny said, " I would say: Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

    The teacher fainted....
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeDec 7th, 2010 6:09pm (Dec 7th 2010)
     
    NN you are so funny this is my sort of hummer :cheer: :rolling:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 8th, 2010 4:19pm (Dec 8th 2010)
     
    Yesterday Grandad North wanted to go down the valley as he had seen the mist rising off the river as we were coming home from the craft shop. He was hoping for some good photos. I had to dash about when we got in as it was time for the hens to have their warm sweet corn, and would have been to late time we got back in. There were four eggs in the hen house so I stuck them in my pocket like I always do forgetting that I had my good coat on ........yup youve guessed it right !!! slipped on the ice road in my haste and broke one !!!!!!! First time I have had that happen and typical as I didnt have my gardening coat on. I had to laugh and thought you might like a chuckle about it as well.
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeDec 8th, 2010 4:26pm (Dec 8th 2010)
     
    I have done that to NN you put them in your pocket and forget about them raw egg is not pleasant stuff either to clear up.
    :face-smile:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 8th, 2010 4:41pm (Dec 8th 2010)
     
    Thats right Lee it was well nasty. Luckily coat goes in washing machine ok. Still had to wash the pocket out first though. My gardening coat is really spacious and I have had eggs in there and dug the garden and alsorts and never broken any.
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeDec 8th, 2010 5:56pm (Dec 8th 2010)
     
    :rolling: If you did a hot wash you could have got poached egg as well, NN!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 8th, 2010 6:02pm (Dec 8th 2010)
     
    didnt think of that CC could have had a pocket snack !!!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeDec 8th, 2010 6:04pm (Dec 8th 2010)
     
    Yep, hot wash, out on the line, next time you wore it, you could have breakfast on the hoof!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 8th, 2010 6:08pm (Dec 8th 2010)
     
    Ha ha all covered in toffee wrappers, fluff and a tape measure and a packet of tissues. ( thats what else I had in my pocket)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 19th, 2010 7:33pm (Dec 19th 2010)
     
    Funny Christmas card
      card1.jpg
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 20th, 2010 7:12pm (Dec 20th 2010)
     
    another
      card!.jpg
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeDec 21st, 2010 4:16am (Dec 21st 2010)
     
    he he he:face-smile:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 21st, 2010 9:35pm (Dec 21st 2010)
     
    Glad some one likes them Julie heres another
      card3.jpg
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeDec 22nd, 2010 8:48am (Dec 22nd 2010)
     
    love the cards. :face-smile:
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeDec 22nd, 2010 11:35am (Dec 22nd 2010)
     
    They would make great Christmas cards NN..... maybe next year?
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeDec 22nd, 2010 3:32pm (Dec 22nd 2010)
     
    :rolling: They ARE cards, Julie. Aren't they funny? I'll have to send you one of the ruder ones next year! :)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 22nd, 2010 7:25pm (Dec 22nd 2010)
     
    who fancies a 99 ?
      card4.jpg
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeDec 22nd, 2010 9:19pm (Dec 22nd 2010)
     
    What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa?







    Claustrophobic!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeDec 23rd, 2010 6:49pm (Dec 23rd 2010)
     
    :rolling:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 23rd, 2010 7:24pm (Dec 23rd 2010)
     
    Ha ha thats a good one Kate.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 23rd, 2010 7:24pm (Dec 23rd 2010)
     
    Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeDec 23rd, 2010 9:45pm (Dec 23rd 2010)
     
    VERY good NN! Gave me a good chuckle!!
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeDec 24th, 2010 6:06am (Dec 24th 2010)
     
    Q: Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
    Q: No you can have turkey like everyone else:turkeydance:

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? :snow:
    A: Frostbite


    Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
    A: Because he had low elf esteem.

    Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a flying saucer?
    A: A UF ho, ho, ho
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeDec 24th, 2010 9:03am (Dec 24th 2010) edited
     
    Merry Christmas to all of you with love from me and my family xxxxxxxxxxx :face-smile:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeDec 24th, 2010 2:13pm (Dec 24th 2010)
     
    Love it lee, really good Merry Christmas to you all xx
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeDec 24th, 2010 7:39pm (Dec 24th 2010)
     
    Excellent. Lee! :thumbup:
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeDec 25th, 2010 5:55am (Dec 25th 2010)
     
    ha ha ha good one Lee
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMar 6th, 2011 10:21pm (Mar 6th 2011)
     
    Dare to be different
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeMar 7th, 2011 6:24pm (Mar 7th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    :rofl:

    I like it!
    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeMar 7th, 2011 8:06pm (Mar 7th 2011)
     
    NN, that's so funny! :lol:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMar 7th, 2011 8:42pm (Mar 7th 2011)
     
    Made me laugh so just had to share it with you all.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMar 11th, 2011 9:03pm (Mar 11th 2011)
     
    Pizza cam
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMar 12th, 2011 4:15pm (Mar 12th 2011)
     
    I've got cats like that! :rolling:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMar 13th, 2011 1:34pm (Mar 13th 2011)
     
    egg knapping
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    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeMar 13th, 2011 6:57pm (Mar 13th 2011)
     
    egg napping...:rollonfloorlaughing:
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeMar 18th, 2011 1:53pm (Mar 18th 2011)
     
    love it !!! :-)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMar 18th, 2011 8:24pm (Mar 18th 2011)
     
    Simons cat has a new film out. All his films are so funny and well worth a look. Check it out

    http://www.simonscat.com/films.html
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeMar 19th, 2011 4:50pm (Mar 19th 2011)
     
    Love it NN !!!!!!!!!! :face-smile:
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeMar 20th, 2011 2:22am (Mar 20th 2011)
     
    I have now caught up on all of his films, he is a very clever chap. Thay make me laugh so much. If you have ever watched a cat's antics you can really identify with his cartoons.
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 1st, 2011 7:35pm (Apr 1st 2011) edited
     
    I found this the other day thought you lot might like it.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 1st, 2011 8:30pm (Apr 1st 2011)
     
    oh poor little dears they are so sweet glad they all survived intact.
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 1st, 2011 8:36pm (Apr 1st 2011)
     
    I love the way they all just walk off at the end as if nothing has happed (except mum looks a little ruffled) :face-smile:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 1st, 2011 8:40pm (Apr 1st 2011)
     
    yes it is so sweet soon be baby ducklings about I saw some lambs skipping about in a field the other day just sooooo sweet.
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 1st, 2011 9:00pm (Apr 1st 2011)
     
    Yes NN i have seen loads in the last week
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd, 2011 5:45am (Apr 2nd 2011)
     
    oh dems is just too cute for words, glad they managed to pick themselves up and continue along their way.
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeApr 7th, 2011 1:56pm (Apr 7th 2011)
     
    The folks in Leeds wondered what was going on last week when the driver of our round the city Free Bus asked his passengers for "50p please".
    Seems it isn't free any more!
    The date this new scheme started?
    April First, of course!
    How's that for a good bit of council planning?
    :face-plain:
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeApr 7th, 2011 2:15pm (Apr 7th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Oh what? So the city bus isn't actually free anymore? That's rubbish!
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeApr 7th, 2011 9:46pm (Apr 7th 2011)
     
    There's a council tip down south that's started to charge every car £1.20 to go in. They said only 3 refused and left, but I wonder how many others will bother to go back. I'm shocked that they're charging for people to take their own rubbish and dispose of it responsibly. It will lead to more fly tipping I'm sure.
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeApr 8th, 2011 1:15pm (Apr 8th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    That's ridiculous Kate...
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeApr 11th, 2011 1:40pm (Apr 11th 2011)
     
    I am waiting for the day when they start to weight the rubbish and charge each household. I keep hearing talk of this.
    How daft is that?

    Like Kate is saying, people will only take it and dump it elsewhere.
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeApr 11th, 2011 10:04pm (Apr 11th 2011)
     
    ...or dump it in each other's bins, thus setting neighbours against each other. It seems ludicrous that we are limited in how much rubbish we are allowed to throw away. There are 4 adults (and for at least 3 days a week 2 kids) in our house yet we are only allowed to generate the same amount of rubbish as our lone next door neighbour. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for appropriate recycling, but this is going too far the other way.
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeApr 12th, 2011 9:18pm (Apr 12th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Speaking of rubbish, we asked for a new wheelie bin immediately after moving in because we simply didn't have one. We didn't get one until last Friday, and up until that point we had to carry all our household rubbish to public bins... *rolls eyes*
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeApr 13th, 2011 12:31pm (Apr 13th 2011)
     
    A friend of mine has been in her new house for 4 years now and has repeatedly asked for the recycling bin. Nothing has been supplied to date.
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeApr 13th, 2011 4:16pm (Apr 13th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    We don't have a recycling bin either and have given up asking...we either dump it in our neighbour's late at night, or carry it to the supermarket which is where our nearest recycling area is.
    • CommentAuthorLynnW
    • CommentTimeApr 15th, 2011 4:11am (Apr 15th 2011)
     
    Over here we have to pay to have our garbage hauled off..it's about $80 dollars a month..if you take your own to the dump it's $25 dollars per load. Then they wonder why some people dump their garbage along the road side.
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeApr 15th, 2011 1:41pm (Apr 15th 2011)
     
    $80 is way too much.
    There agin, we might be paying something similar here anyway, just that it is all part and parcel of the council tax that we all pay.
    • CommentAuthorvolka
    • CommentTimeJun 14th, 2011 2:35pm (Jun 14th 2011)
     
    I tried to buy tickets for an Elvis Tribute act next month. The booking office was an automated telephone service. It said "press 1 for the money ... 2 for the show ..."
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeJun 15th, 2011 12:30pm (Jun 15th 2011)
     
    :tooth::tooth::tooth:
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeJun 15th, 2011 3:28pm (Jun 15th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    :laugh:
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeJul 19th, 2011 1:37pm (Jul 19th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Rick Astley asked if he could borrow some of my Disney DVD's. I said yes of course, you can have Finding Nemo and the Lion King...but I'm never gonna give you Up!

    Lyle's joke of the day :001_rolleyes:

    Also we just found out today that my Uncle, who has kindly offered to take a lot of our things down to Yorkshire for the move, is picking them up on Saturday and not, as we thought, in three week's time...ah, now is the time to start packing then! :laugh:
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeJul 19th, 2011 2:06pm (Jul 19th 2011)
     
    It's Friday afternoon and the boss calls his salesman into the office and says that today they could close the big deal he's been working on. But it means the salesman must drive to Birmingham immediately.

    Feeling lucky, the salesman immediately jumps in his car and sets of up the M1. He's making very good progress when, all of a sudden, his car breaks down. After having a look, he can see he will need assistance.

    He tries the emergency phone - but it's broken. Then he attempts to flag down a passing motorist, but being Friday, they don't care and keep screaming past in their efforts to get home for the weekend.

    So he sets off over the fields for help. After a while he comes across a high security double fence in the middle of nowwhere, which he is forced to go around. There are 'Keep Out' and 'Government Property' signs everywhere and guard dogs between the fences.

    Shortly he arrives at the entrance gate to the establishment. He asks the guard if he can use the phone. The guard explains that 'for security reasons, they have no phones on the site'. Undeterred, he explains the urgency of his business and asks if the guard might have a car - he would willingly pay to use it. But still the answer is 'No'.

    'Maybe, a bike - so I could get to town' he asks. This too gets a negative reply.

    The salesman is just about to give up in frustration, when the guard says there may be a solution inside the camp. Taking the salesman through to the main courtyard, he can't believe his eyes! There is an 8 foot tall chicken running round the courtyard. The guard explains that the chicken is a result of one of their devious experiments.

    'Oh,’ says the salesman - 'can I ride the chicken to Birmingham'. 'No, no' says the guard. 'We've rigged up a chariot for the chicken to pull, and we've trained it to race. Why not see if you can drive the chariot to Birmingham'.

    Thinking this to be ludicrous but realising how late the time is getting, the salesman accepts. 10 minutes later, after being shown how to control the chicken, he is back on the M1 heading north.

    At first the chicken and chariot is trotting along the hard shoulder slowly. The salesman wants to go faster. He cracks the whip. The chicken immediately responds and sets off down the middle lane at about 50mph. 'Wow' thinks the salesman. I wonder how fast it will go.

    He cracks the whip again, this time much harder. The chicken bolts into the outside lane, braking out of the harness and disappearing over the horizon at about 90mph. The chariot, now out of control crashes violently into the central reservation resulting in a major pile-up.

    As he regains consciousness, the salesman, realising the disaster which he has caused sees a policeman leaning over him and asking 'So what’s your story then?’


    He replies, 'Well officer... My big 'ens gone!'
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 19th, 2011 5:45pm (Jul 19th 2011)
     
    GROAN!!! :rolling:
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeJul 20th, 2011 12:21pm (Jul 20th 2011)
     
    I know...
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2011 7:11am (Jul 22nd 2011)
     
    Nice one Shobhna!!!!!!!!!!!! :face-smile:
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeSep 3rd, 2011 1:08pm (Sep 3rd 2011)
     
    Thought it was time for a laugh.


    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

    As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss he beats it to death with a spade.

    Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions as lions will eat anything.

    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house he is
    attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.

    He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both.
    What can he do? Feed them to the lions he says to himself, because lions eat anything..

    He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

    He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.
    As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
    By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
    He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"

    The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees.


    (No animals were hurt or injured in the telling of this joke)!!!
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeSep 3rd, 2011 6:47pm (Sep 3rd 2011)
     
    Grone! :rolling:
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeSep 4th, 2011 12:25am (Sep 4th 2011)
     
    Love it TM, VERY funny!!

    Here's my offering.

    A City in Yorkshire has disappeared. Police say they have no Leeds.
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeSep 4th, 2011 1:04am (Sep 4th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Haha, love them both - a Yorkshire reference is always good Kate! ;)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeSep 30th, 2011 2:18am (Sep 30th 2011)
     
    Love the jokes they are real good. No joke for you at the moment but thought I would share this with you.

    We took Aurelia out last week and on the way home she fell asleep in the car. Grandad North quietly said to me would you like a treacle toffee and I quietly replied, do bears poop in the woods? A few seconds later a little voice in the back of the car piped up with No Nanny they poop on the grass just like dogs do :face-devil-grin:
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeSep 30th, 2011 8:57pm (Sep 30th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    Haha aw bless her!
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeOct 1st, 2011 7:11pm (Oct 1st 2011)
     
    I'm v. impressed he was restrained enough to say 'poop' - little ears and all that! :)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeOct 15th, 2011 10:41pm (Oct 15th 2011)
     
    The other day I sent Grandad North over to the local market to buy some organic vegetables.

    He came back rather upset. When I asked him what was wrong, he said, "I don't think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for your organic vegetables and I couldn't find any. So I asked him where the organic vegetables were."

    "He didn't know what I was talking about, so I said, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'"

    "And he said, 'No Sir. You'll have to do that yourself.'"
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeOct 16th, 2011 4:00pm (Oct 16th 2011)
     
    :rolling:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeOct 19th, 2011 7:45pm (Oct 19th 2011)
     
    This explains why the chicken had to cross the road
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    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeOct 19th, 2011 7:59pm (Oct 19th 2011)
     
    That is superb NN I love it :thumbup:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeOct 19th, 2011 8:01pm (Oct 19th 2011)
     
    Jay sent it to me Lee and I just had to share it.
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeOct 19th, 2011 8:06pm (Oct 19th 2011)
     
    Its great NN :face-smile:
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      CommentAuthorKateb
    • CommentTimeOct 19th, 2011 10:45pm (Oct 19th 2011)
     
    Fabulous! Sort of makes me think of Tilly claiming Penny's eggs as her own!
    •  
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeOct 20th, 2011 5:42pm (Oct 20th 2011)
     
    :rolling:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeOct 20th, 2011 7:58pm (Oct 20th 2011) edited
     
    Had to smile at this quote I saw today from Marci Klein.

    'Every time I go to bed with some guy, I'm looking at my dad's name on their underwear': The trouble with having Calvin Klein for a father
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeOct 26th, 2011 12:42pm (Oct 26th 2011)
     
    Love that one. Excellent.
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      CommentAuthorRed
    • CommentTimeOct 26th, 2011 5:35pm (Oct 26th 2011)
     

    Keeper of the hens

    That's brilliant NN :laugh: