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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMar 30th, 2010 5:53pm (Mar 30th 2010)
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeMar 30th, 2010 7:36pm (Mar 30th 2010)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMar 30th, 2010 7:54pm (Mar 30th 2010)
    Ha ha cracking joke Lee
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeApr 1st, 2010 4:36am (Apr 1st 2010)
    ha ha what's up Doc? oh yes it's easter, have a happy and relaxing time everyone.!!!:hyper_chick::_pecking::cute-chick::bunny_cute::bunny::milly_hen::cute-chick:
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd, 2010 9:03pm (Apr 2nd 2010) edited
    Theirs more!!:bigsmile::bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd, 2010 9:16pm (Apr 2nd 2010)
    And of course not forgetting what Easter is really about.
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      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd, 2010 3:26pm (Apr 3rd 2010)
    Happy Easter, everyone!
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 5th, 2010 8:28am (Apr 5th 2010)
    Found this short film very different you i had to watch it a couple of time to get it!!
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 5th, 2010 8:38am (Apr 5th 2010) edited
    And this is a great little film
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 5th, 2010 8:43am (Apr 5th 2010)
    Weak shop food lift!!!!!!!!!!! for all you poorly people!!!!!!!!!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 9th, 2010 1:29am (Apr 9th 2010)
    Ha ha I liked the chocolate bunny joke Lee very good
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 11th, 2010 7:51pm (Apr 11th 2010)
    Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

    After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.

    Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

    The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paratgliding either."
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 11th, 2010 8:12pm (Apr 11th 2010)
    Oh NN that is so funny i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    • CommentAuthorsara
    • CommentTimeApr 12th, 2010 6:24pm (Apr 12th 2010)
    lee. your easter egg things well funny, my children liked it.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 12th, 2010 7:43pm (Apr 12th 2010)
    Two village idiots were walking towards each other on a narrow country road, One was carrying a burlap bag over his shoulder. The other idiot asked, “What do you have in the bag?”

    The first replied, “Just some chickens.”

    The other one, hungry, asked, “If I guess how many are in the sack, can I have one?”

    The first one replied, “Well, sure! If you can guess how many, I’ll give you both of them!”

    The other one with a smirk, answered after a few seconds, “… five?”
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 12th, 2010 8:10pm (Apr 12th 2010)
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 12th, 2010 8:57pm (Apr 12th 2010)
    Idiot on a building site is found lying injured at the foot of a scaffolding tower.
    "How the hell did you do it?" demanded the foreman.
    The idiot points at the little old man on duty at the gate. " It was his fault!" he wailed.
    "You mean he pushed you?"
    "No, he told me he flew in Wellingtons during the war..."
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeApr 13th, 2010 6:02am (Apr 13th 2010)
    ha ha ha ha ha ha
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 13th, 2010 7:30pm (Apr 13th 2010)
    Ha ha thats a good one CC
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 1:34pm (Apr 14th 2010)

    Keeper of the hens

    Funny thing just happened: Lyle was flailing the belt to his dressing gown about in the air, for no apparent reason. I asked him what he was doing, and his response was (in a very proud voice) "it's my whip!"

    He proceeded to flail the belt, and it promptly flew back and whipped him in the eye, causing him lots of pain and me lots of amusement :lol:
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 2:53pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Boys and toys...:rolling:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 7:33pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Ha ha ha, that made me laugh so much Red, I nearly had a laughter leak in the nicks department.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 7:55pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:11pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Oh NN you are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:12pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    its due to the way I walk Lee ha ha
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:21pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    I do sense that you are getting back to your old self again NN :yipi: :hurray::cool:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:25pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Yes I am much better Lee thank you. Still a daft old bat mind, but thats all part of the fun
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:30pm (Apr 14th 2010) edited
    And fun is what we all should be about but life sometimes creeps up on us without us knowing and then
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:32pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    We are all serious again!!!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:33pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    I hear that Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:36pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Is this another of your jokes again NN ????
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:40pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    come on Lee think about it or shall I spell it out ?? Corduroy is a heavily lined fabric
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:45pm (Apr 14th 2010)

    :rollonfloorlaughing::rollonfloorlaughing::rollonfloorlaughing: I am so thick sometimes I did not see that one at all what a dimbo!!!!:arf::arf:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:49pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Ha ha snuck that one up on you didn't I ha ha.
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 8:58pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Just watch ya back NN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 9:02pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    Ok thanks for the warning hee hee
    • CommentTimeApr 14th, 2010 10:24pm (Apr 14th 2010)
    That reminds me of my son's joke. He's moving to Halesowen (in the Black Country) so his workmate said he needed to learn the humour. This has to be read in a black country (midlands) accent.

    Why shouldn't you get your jeans wet?

    Coz ya cor dry cordry. (Yow'd be laffin if yow livd in wulveramptun!)

    Oh, my friend says she's bought Caitlyn one of these:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 15th, 2010 8:21pm (Apr 15th 2010)
    fab little tee shirt Kate I like it.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 15th, 2010 8:21pm (Apr 15th 2010)
    Two vultures get ready to board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 16th, 2010 8:29pm (Apr 16th 2010)
    Talking about laughing at animals NN have you seen this ?
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 16th, 2010 8:35pm (Apr 16th 2010)
    That's real good Lee animals are funny. I wonder if they think we are funny and have a laugh at us when we are not looking?
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 16th, 2010 8:35pm (Apr 16th 2010)
    This one is really good watch it to the end though.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 16th, 2010 8:42pm (Apr 16th 2010)
    beautiful bird and so talented
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 16th, 2010 8:45pm (Apr 16th 2010)
    They are amazing NN Birds fascinate me!!!! The feathered ones of course!!!:rofl: :rofl:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeApr 16th, 2010 8:48pm (Apr 16th 2010)
    Ha ha
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeApr 16th, 2010 11:02pm (Apr 16th 2010)
    Neil, what is that sound on Hencam that sounds about five times a minute at irregular intervals? It is something like a foghorn.
    • CommentTimeApr 19th, 2010 11:11am (Apr 19th 2010) edited

    Keeper of the hens

    Oh i love the lyre bird (sp?) but think it's so sad when it copies the sounds of the machines destroying it's forest :cry:
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeApr 26th, 2010 7:19pm (Apr 26th 2010) edited
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 1st, 2010 4:47pm (May 1st 2010)
    Ha ha that is just so funny
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 7th, 2010 8:44pm (May 7th 2010)
    A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood. He asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
    "Sure," they reply.
    "Well I didn't
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeMay 8th, 2010 7:05am (May 8th 2010)
    Ha Ha :lol:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 12th, 2010 1:47am (May 12th 2010)
    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "Hunting flies" he responded.

    "Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

    "Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked "How the heck can you can you tell the sex?"

    "Simple," he says, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeMay 12th, 2010 7:47am (May 12th 2010) edited
    A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her,
    he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

    The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

    Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
    you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'

    That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
    happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

    No response.

    So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

    Still no response.

    Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wi fe and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

    Again he gets no response.

    So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?' Again there is no response.

    So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

    (I just love this)

    'Frank , for the FIFTH F***in' time, CHICKEN!'
    • CommentTimeMay 12th, 2010 2:45pm (May 12th 2010)

    Keeper of the hens

    • CommentTimeMay 12th, 2010 10:46pm (May 12th 2010)
    Great jokes ladies!

    One from my son:

    How do you kill a circus?
    Go for the juggler.
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 13th, 2010 6:13pm (May 13th 2010)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 14th, 2010 9:40pm (May 14th 2010)
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeMay 14th, 2010 11:03pm (May 14th 2010)
    Wow, NN and CC - you have synchronised laughing heads!!!
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2010 5:34pm (May 15th 2010)
    We practised for aaaaaages to get it right, you know...
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2010 8:15pm (May 15th 2010)
    If CC hadn't made me laugh so much we would probably have got it right a lot quicker.....
    • CommentTimeMay 15th, 2010 8:48pm (May 15th 2010)
    You should be on Britains Got Talent with co-ordination like that!
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeMay 16th, 2010 11:15am (May 16th 2010)
    I especially like the quick repost!
    The time gap was right down to three hours - quickfire stuff.....
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 24th, 2010 8:05pm (May 24th 2010)
    The frog Prince
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 24th, 2010 8:51pm (May 24th 2010)
    They want to name a train after Gordon Brown, but are worried about the expenditure in these days of economic pressure. So they're just going to paint the F out on the Flying Scotsman...
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 24th, 2010 9:20pm (May 24th 2010)
    :cheerleader: Ha ha thats a cracker I like it:clap:
    • CommentTimeMay 24th, 2010 10:35pm (May 24th 2010)
    On the motorway last week I was following a transit van for UK flood barriers and it was overtaken by a great big truck from Canute Transport. Sometimes the old ways are the best! LOL!!
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeMay 25th, 2010 9:28am (May 25th 2010)
    Kate, I had to read that four times before I understood what you meant!
    Glad Canute overtook..
    • CommentTimeMay 25th, 2010 10:35pm (May 25th 2010)
    I wonder why I remember all about King Canute but lots of people have never heard of him. Maybe its because I can't swim so wish I could hold back the ocean too!
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 25th, 2010 10:39pm (May 25th 2010)
    Maybe it's because you had a good ejookayshn...
    • CommentTimeMay 25th, 2010 10:50pm (May 25th 2010)
    Nope, just remember the stupid stuff instead of the useful stuff!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 27th, 2010 3:04pm (May 27th 2010)
    A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 27th, 2010 5:44pm (May 27th 2010)
    How very true...:D
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeMay 29th, 2010 8:26pm (May 29th 2010)
    Arnold and his wife Florrie were walking across Southsea Common one Sunday afternoon. In the bandstand the combo was playing a catchy sounding tune, and Florrie said, 'I wonder what the name of that tune is.'

    Arnold noticed that there was a sign posted near the bandstand and said, 'It looks like they post the titles of the tunes they play. I'll go down and see.'

    A while later Arnold returned and said to Florrie, 'It's one I don't know, it's called the Refrain from Spitting.'
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeMay 30th, 2010 4:59pm (May 30th 2010)
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd, 2010 8:29am (Jun 2nd 2010)
    love it. :-)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeJul 1st, 2010 9:09pm (Jul 1st 2010)
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeJul 8th, 2010 8:45pm (Jul 8th 2010)
    Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
    stripes or white with black stripes?"
    The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
    So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."
    The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
    The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
    stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeJul 8th, 2010 10:47pm (Jul 8th 2010)
    Nice one NN
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeJul 9th, 2010 12:49pm (Jul 9th 2010)
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 9th, 2010 6:51pm (Jul 9th 2010)
    • CommentAuthorollie in UK
    • CommentTimeJul 13th, 2010 10:08am (Jul 13th 2010) edited
    I had to giggle at the smiley (human) face drawn in the dirt on the coop mirror!

    • CommentTimeJul 13th, 2010 12:42pm (Jul 13th 2010)

    Keeper of the hens

    The girls are getting quite sophisticated to say they must use their beaks...
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeJul 13th, 2010 1:54pm (Jul 13th 2010)
    It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with
    these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck, who spilled
    hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico
    where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee
    and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think
    one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for
    the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds
    of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher
    handy. Here are the Stella's for the past year:


    Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her
    peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
    inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by
    the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.

    Start scratching!


    Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical
    expenses when his neighbour ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman
    apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he
    was trying to steal his neighbour's hubcaps.

    Scratch some more....


    Goes to Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a
    house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for
    Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not
    get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house, because
    the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it
    shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days, and survive on a case
    of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance
    company, claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the
    insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all
    have this kind of anguish.

    Keep scratching. There are more.

    Double hand scratching after this one..


    Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the
    Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being
    bitten on the butt by his next door neighbour's beagle - even though the
    beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as
    much as he asked for, because the jury believed the beagle might have been
    provoked at the time of the butt bite, because Williams had climbed over
    the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

    Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot..


    Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania wins, because a jury ordered a
    Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled
    soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the
    floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during
    an argument. Whatever happened to people being responsible for their own

    Only two more, so ease up on the scratching....


    Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a
    nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor,
    knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to
    sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover
    charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah,
    plus dental expenses. Go figure.

    OK. Here we go!!!!!


    This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv
    Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased a new 32-foot
    Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game,
    having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and
    calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make
    herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway,
    crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued
    Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually
    leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury
    awarded her, are you sitting down?

    $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals
    as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who
    might also buy a motor home.
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 13th, 2010 4:59pm (Jul 13th 2010)
    :gasp: :gasp: :gasp:
    • CommentAuthorTrevs Mum
    • CommentTimeJul 15th, 2010 6:32am (Jul 15th 2010)
    Ditto CC they are all nuts!!!!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2010 5:14pm (Jul 22nd 2010) edited
    Remember: Dogs and cats are better than children because they:

    1.Eat less.
    2.Usually come when called.
    3.Are easier to train.
    4.Don't ask for money all the time.
    5.Don't drink or smoke.
    6.Don't hang out with friends who use drugs.
    7.Never ask to drive the car.
    8.Don't have to have the latest fashions.
    9.Don't want to wear your clothes.
    10.Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
    11.If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2010 6:46pm (Jul 22nd 2010)
    Nice one NN!!! :atpeace:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2010 8:28pm (Jul 22nd 2010)
    To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Us and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

    1.They live here. You don't.

    2.If you don't like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture. (That's why it's called it "fur"niture.)

    3.I like my pets better than I like most people.

    4.To you, it's an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd, 2010 10:23pm (Jul 22nd 2010)
    I should put that on my front door NN!
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd, 2010 4:21pm (Jul 23rd 2010)
    I completely agree with BOTH those bits, NN! :D
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeJul 29th, 2010 7:20pm (Jul 29th 2010)
    One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 29th, 2010 8:10pm (Jul 29th 2010)
    ...and that's just LOOKING at them!
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeJul 29th, 2010 9:31pm (Jul 29th 2010)
    I do not care for Chocolate at all girls so no worry for me!!
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeJul 30th, 2010 3:36pm (Jul 30th 2010)
    Weirdo... :D :flowers:
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeJul 30th, 2010 7:22pm (Jul 30th 2010)
    Don't like chocolate ???? you must be the only person I know who don't like it.
    • CommentAuthorleevaux
    • CommentTimeJul 30th, 2010 9:39pm (Jul 30th 2010) edited
    I always aim to be different Girls!!!
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeJul 31st, 2010 8:11pm (Jul 31st 2010)
    Q: Do people sleep more soundly as they get older?

    A: Yes, but it's usually in the afternoon.
    • CommentAuthorShobhna
    • CommentTimeAug 4th, 2010 1:11pm (Aug 4th 2010)
    NN, so very true.
    • CommentAuthornanny north
    • CommentTimeAug 12th, 2010 3:18pm (Aug 12th 2010) edited
    This would be a good idea
      CommentAuthorchief chicken
    • CommentTimeAug 12th, 2010 6:49pm (Aug 12th 2010)
    ...except most men think they DO appear magically...